I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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