I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
