You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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