why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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