ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You may now shotgun with the bride
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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