Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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