so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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