i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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