maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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