Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
These tits shall not be calmed
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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