Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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