yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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