i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
