He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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