I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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