U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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