everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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