That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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