You're a womanizer and a bitch.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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