The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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