So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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