...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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