He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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