Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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