Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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