woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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