i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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