Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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