are you so shy because you have an std?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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