She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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