his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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