You're so nebulous sometimes
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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