At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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