can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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