Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
