new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
