no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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