Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
