sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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