i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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