whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We're too hungover to prance.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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