Whod you bang
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
