wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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