Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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