sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Mom said you looked used
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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