Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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