dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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