i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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