im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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