worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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